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I'm the only person on this Earth who ...

... eats tacos for breakfast @ 6 am.
... watches porn for the plot.
... drinks Crunk Juice through a straw.
... does the Arab Money dance when I bowl a strike/spare.

I'll definitely be adding to this list.
Help me out.

:)

094

If you have a dick, go fuck yourself.

Unless you're Brandon.
Cuz obviously he's the only one with a dick who isn't required to go fuck himself.

I actually PURCHASED The Dream's CD today even though I had already downloaded it. Like I told Brandon, The Dream is my boo, so of course I gotta support him. What's really funny is that my roommate from last year, Ashley, also went & bought his CD today .. at Target. Lmao. We're too alike. I miss her. :( I remember last year, we went to get Kanye's CD the day it came out, together. That was my favorite year of college so far, I think. Besides this one, but if Ash was here, it'd be soooo much better! Oh well. Uh, nothing else to say.

Again, go fuck yourself.

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So I'm trying out some voodoo magick. I'll let you know how that goes. So far it seems to be working pretty nicely.

In other news, Brandon is in love with me.

So, I finally hung out with this dude Pete tonight. He's maddddddd cute. As good as he looks in pictures, man, he looks so much better in person. His eyes are like, gorgeous. Could get lost in those. Talk about personality, plus. He was so nice and funny. Our conversation was good, and it wasn't just HIM talking the entire time while I couldn't get a word in, as it was with Erik. The conversation was actually a conversation; mutual input & such. I guess he enjoyed our smoke sesh & conversation because he wants to hang out again soon. He suggest today [Monday] night, so we can watch Family Guy. I think the new episode was on last [Sunday] night. So, we can probably just watch some of Stephanie's Family Guy DVD's since she has like ALL THE SEASONS. We're gonna do it at her crib this time & I think she's gonna make tacos this time. I'm not sure how I'm meeting all these cool people who enjoy hookahs and Fam Guy as much as Stephanie & I do. I doubt Pete will turn out like Erik, though. Lord would that be a shame. As of now, the plan is for me to ride over to Steph's with Pete, then I'm gonna spend the night @ her place & we're both gonna go to bowling the next morning, then she'll drop me off @ my place later that day. Just gotta run the plans past Pete first to get the aye okay. I think on Tuesday, they're going to rip my wall out to fix a leakage with the bath tub or some shit. I'm definitely trying to be out of the hosue then. Nothing else exciting going on in my life. I'll write later.


HOLLA!

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Lmao, I just need to take this time out to say how much I love Oliver.
That's my homie forever.

<3

Here's a love poem from Brooke:
roses are red;
violets are blue;
i don't give a fuck about flowers;
so let's just screw.

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So, tonight was so much fucking fun. I finally had my dinner party.
It was me, Stephanie, Andy, Lucius, Blake, Erica & Alex. I made a shitload of lasagna & garlic bread. Man, it was so good. Lmao, poor Alex hit up against my mirror on the wall & ended up breaking it. Not the glass .. it's like a bunch of circle mirrors -- like a collage. And he broke the back that kept it all together. Poor Alex. He felt so bad. I told him that it's okay and I'd fix it but he insisted on taking it home and fixing it for me. What a sweetie poo. I think the only people that ate lasagna was Stephanie, Andy, Lu & I.. fuckers. So now I got a whole mess of lasagna left over that I'll probably be eating for the next few days. That's fine with me. I love lasagna. That's my comfort food. It makes me feel all better. ;] We were being crazy as usual, lmao. I guess I'll post this video that Alex recorded cuz that shit just cracks me the hell up. LMAO. Enjoy.