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So Jocey broke up with me today.
I mean she expects me to be devastated, but I've never felt more free.
I'm just depressed that I gave her the best months of my life.
Like ... I don't let just anyone orally please my anus .. we had that kind of connection
(and let me just say she did it so well).
Her tongue is miraculous and that's the only thing I'll miss.
Well, that and her vagina bawls.

Anyway, the point is .. I'm single.
So men, women .. holler at me.